I think, this was actually shifted, but not sure if it was yesterday or will be tomorrow.  Anyway.  Here’s a wee dram to
Scotland the Brave.

Food: scotch eggs, scotch salmon, scotch pie, neeps and tatties, Scotch whisky, Scotch beer, Aberdeen Angus beef, shortbread, porridge (with salt, not sugar)

Drink: Scotch whisky, Scotch beer (whatever you do, don’t water the whisky)

Decorations: scotch flags, Billy Connolly

Music: Scotland the Brave, The Banks and Braes of Bonny Scotland; Donald, where’s your troosers

Dress: kilts, sporrans (jokes about dougnuts)

Things to say: Hoots mon, there’s a moose loose aboot this hoose