I have signed us up for some ‘digital families taster session’, which I see as ‘entertaining the children in the summer holidays’, but is probably funded because it is ‘educational’.  Anyway, we play on the computers and make a calendars (one page), which the lady laminates for us.

In the afternoon, the children have their dentist appointment.  I have remembered to make the children brush their teeth, but not to check the teeth, and am exposed as the sort of bad mother who gives her children chocolate cake.